a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
(via no-sudden-movements)
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
(via rachelaurenn)
Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.
(Source: chattercrow, via otp-harlot)
if u think i’m attractive u probably have the world’s lowest standards
(via wondeerlandd)
