High five my tongue with your tongue

(Source: christianmingle, via dutchster)

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

(Source: winter-soldier, via happy-positive-life)

frlcker:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

(Source: studip, via les-rebenok)


off to see the universe ☆

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via offtonowhereland)

hyperionholmeswatson:

#at first I was like oh #and then I was like OOOOHHH #and then i cried a little