*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
shit, shit, shit
*panics and hits the ‘maybe at 25' button*
WOW THESE ARE CUTE
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
My friend just perfectly explained to his girlfriend why opposites attract in relationships in 6 words. “you complete what I am not” that’s why two people that are so different can be together. I need a positive to my negative, a light to my dark, a hot to my cold. That really got me..
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
Can We All Just Applaud This Person?
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep